Monday, September 8, 2008

BubbaLou for President!

Car rides home from school are always so interesting. You just never know the things that are going to come out of BubbaLou's mouth, because you have no idea what is going through her head. Let me tell ya, there is lots of stuff in that noggin of hers!

BubbaLou announced today that she has decided that when she is President of the United States of America, she is going to be changing LOTS of things.

Now, this isn't the first time BubbaLou has spoken of her aspirations to lead this wonderful country, but I thought I would probe her for her platform. I was just curious. She has not by a long shot addressed all the issues, but there are several things she feels very strongly about. Trees and animals. I think those are age appropriate!

Here is a sample of this eight year old's musings of how things should be run...

A ban on cutting down or burning trees, unless she says so.
"Next thing you know, a squirrel will be in your tree popping you in the head with acorns!"
addendum: No squirrels will be allowed to pop people in the head with acorns.

No hunting rabbits, or polar bears in the Arctic, or any other animals unless she says so.

Tight Spider Control! Only pet spiders should be allowed to live.

Extra houses should be torn down and more trees should be planted.

Oil prices should go down so you could fill your tank for $14.
She remains undecided about offshore drilling since there are lots of sea creatures that may be hurt. She is against drilling in ANWR. She is concerned about the animals.

She has decided that dollars would become dollops and that they would only be used in stores, everything else could paid by a toy brought to her.

She has the crazy notion that kids should be able to show up at school anytime they want!
And of course, NO HOMEWORK!

BubbaLou says, Vote for me and you will be on the right path!

3 comments from my readers:

Anonymous said...

I say let's elect BubbaLou! *grin*

Anonymous said...

Well I for one would certainly vote for her. However, I am not so sure about kids going to school any time they want :) Hope you kids are doing well. Chat with ya later,

Anonymous said...

That's great! I'd vote for her!